Sunday, July 23, 2006

Villiage Idiot

There's no pictures with today's post. Instead we have a literary feast for your imagination, to give those most memorable pictures of all; those that you make with your mind ( I can almost hear you whisper a spaced out 'yeah man yeah') and nothing at all to do with the fact I couldn't find a single one where I don't look like the Villiage Idiot.

New songs on MySpace! As promised, we're giving away some new free music. 'Emily', 'Just Your Luck' (live) and a new version of 'Butterfingers' (live) can all be downloaded for free by visiting www.myspace.com/themuvs. Now how nice is that? If you want to complete the set you can buy a single download of 'Chav Song' here or visit the official site and order EP1 if you like your music in a fancy package (a few signed ones lying around, let us know if you want one).

Stevey G (the Thai Bride for those in the know) reckons that his overall enjoyment of my songwriting was vastly improved after I'd explained how the songs came about and better still after 4 strongbow's. Whilst I'm in no postition to encourage the consupmtion of alcohol, I can offer some insight into the ideas behind the songs, hope you agree with SG.

Just Your Luck: Right, you're in a pub, park, a cafe, on a bus, a wall...anywhere really. The point is - in my experience anyway - that no matter where you are, if you're alone then it is very likely that a certain type of person (the type you'd least like to) will inevitabley sit themselves down next to you and begin sharing their opinion of life whether you wish to be party to this information or not.

The song centres around three characters who each take their turn in the seat next to me. The drunk businessman who lost everything and now spends his days reliving his romantic downfall to the rest of the world "over a pint or a wine or a rum." Next up is the manic religious preacher who's "Dogmatic reason" teaches his own reasoning behind what is wrong and what's right. Just when I think I'm alone, along comes number three; a mature lady slightly worse for wear through excessive Gin abuse and miss-applied make-up. Her argument describes her broken down marriage to a serial philanderer, she's not sure but he "might even be gay" and now she wants to take me home...oh dear!

Emily: There's an allegory in this. It's about coincidence and the possibilities that two people can experience a snapshot moment in vastly different ways. Special thanks to Emily for letting me use her name.

Honey (you can hear this at the start of Podcast 4): First of all, the world's gone back to black and white and this is a gritty Tarantino set. A couple have just completed a bank robbery and have hid out in a basic hotel room. For some reason he thinks he's pissed her off. Twist! She turns the gun they'd bought together on him, he backs away towards the wall and starts to sweat at the trigger glinting like diamonds in the sun. He remember's his friend's advice, the friend who was frank in the least and suggested a bank robbery might not be the best way to keep with his Honey. He pleads with Honey, remembering the best times they'd had together; "put down the gun for me sweety". Twist! Honey starts to soften, he's started to sing so she unties him - after all, he would never hurt her. Honey lays down the gun during the instrumental break but her face draws a blank by verse three as she begins to understand her lover's cruel trick. The song ends with the sound of four bullets, "you didn't expect that, did you Honey?"

Will be back with news of the new Podcast and Tuesday's gig at The Twist. That's Tuesday 25th July, 9.20pm for everyone who recieved our recent email inviting you to a gig but not actually telling you when it was. Well done to those who were quick enough off the mark to spot this unfortunate omission and remind me of my place, Villiage Idiot.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Larmer Tree Festival

The MüVs went to the Larmer Tree festival and bagged two slots playing in the Acoustic Roots Cafe in the main village. Also caught some of the best live music I've ever seen thanks to The Martin Harley Band, Son of Dave, Holly Golightly and Badger Ales to name but a few.

Those of you who fancy a laugh can download a short film of me trying to erect our 3-second tent. Needless to say it took me longer than 3 seconds to complete the job and more like an hour once I'd finished whacking the pegs into the granite-hard ground with my converse. My practical skills continue to contradict my age as do my planning and organising skills (which is why I didn't bring a mallet).

The Larmer Tree attracts an amazing crowd; civilised enough that the bogs are never set on fire/turned upside down/not used how Portaloo intended, a great ear for good music and always up for a party despite the suffocating heat. The set list for my first slot on Thursday night went as follows:
  • Butterfingers
  • Just your Luck
  • The Commuter
  • Chav Song
Had a couple of Badgers (see above) to ease the nerves stepping out onto stage to a rather large crowd. Immediately felt their effects, just like last time!

I'd been gigging solo for about a year before meeting up with Barney and can honestly say I've never had a reception like this. Butterfingers silenced a lively crowd whilst Chav Song and Just Your Luck brought cheers, standing (I played stood up and nearly fell over due to heat exhaustion and probably those Badgers didn't help much either) and cries for more. I was working hard leaving the stage trying to supress my smile and was surrounded in minutes by punters desperate for a CD. Got rid of about 50 that night, most of them signed. This was as close to the old days as I can remember and infinitely more enjoyable playing music I can really believe in. The only real drawback was that we didn't bring enough CDs for everyone and had sold out by the time we got to the next slot on Friday afternoon. Thanks to everyone who was there, it was an amazing experience. Particular thanks to those who've got in touch since, we'll be replying to you all but please patient.

Oh and yes, those are my knees you can see on the shot from Friday afternoon. The best comment so far has been "...legs so skinny he looks like a pair of hosepipes holding up a beanbag" but i'm sure that wont be the end of it!


Coming Soon:
New songs on the Myspace player. Gig at Olivers Bar 25th June. New Podcast. A break in the weather. A blog to announce all of this.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

There's been a drought

It's here! The long awaited fifth Podcast is now online. Sorry for the ridiculous delay (also applicable to blog posting) and try to remember the fragile artistic nature of your author whilst clicking that refresh button every day in fits of rage at my apparent lack of productivity re all things MüVs. I can hardly blame England's predictably short world cup campaign for this dry period but I reserve the right to appropriate a certain amount of blame towards my considerable efforts during this time of drought.

For I, dear reader, have taken the noble step of reducing my intake of the clear stuff that is life's great mediator and replaced it with a diet mostly consisting of life's great inebriate-er, Ale. I have been encouraging those around me to do the same and have met with little resistance thanks to some glorious sunshine days and the welcoming arms of an open beer garden. However, even my hardened eyes widened at the sight of a yard of the stuff spilling from the lips and returning from the stomach of recent 'stag' Ben on his last weekend of freedom (no photos I'm afraid ladies).

There's something about the first beer on a Friday. It's slightly cooler than Monday's, crispier than Tuesday's; everyone knows Wednesday is a day off and somewhat sharper than a Thursday pint. No one has ever remembered a Saturday beer by the way.

No, Friday's first is a belter and that's really where it should end, just have one on a Friday and you'll have a much better weekend all round. Of course, that's rarely the case and as the evening moves from dusk to darker all kinds of weird and beautiful ideas will make paths from the lands of 'best left alone' and into to the well documented 'what a great idea' part of your brain. And it's only a Friday ale that allows you to follow these through:


This is the only photographic evidence (I hope) of Barney and I having just one of those Fridays. The now infamous 'Pissed Podcast' is destined to become a collectors item and after listening to some of the footage, certain to be an extreme rarity.

NEWS: Chav Song has been heard on the playlist in Virgin records on Oxford Street. It may be a tie in with the Pulse Rated download store for unsigned artists so please, if anyone still buys their music from a proper shop and is in Branson's anytime soon, keep your ears to the ground and let us know if you hear anything.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes...sorry it's been a while, there's been a drought.

Ta for now, The MüVs xx