Christmassy

Hello, is anybody there?

The MüVs blog has been left alone for so long I'm getting the eerie feeling I'm typing to myself here. Has everyone deserted me? Please, if you can offer a response I'd be more than grateful - don't be scared! To avoid this happening again, I'm going to experiment with shorter and more frequent posts, cut down on the shit and focus on the good stuff.

But before we do that, let's enjoy one more moment of fun courtesy of Mr. Jack, Mr. Kubrick and a young man whose name, momentarily, escapes me. Heres Jonny!

Tasha's Weapons Of Mass Belief have relaesed a single and as she was lovely enough to play on the Chav Song and entertain two failed boy banders of an evening, I've decided to post the link for purchase here. If, however you find yourself skint and caught between purchase of W.O.M.B and The MüVs EP1 I'm expecting you to do the right thing and pick me. For those of you with money to burn, buy both.

Feeling Christmassy? I don't know what it is to feel Christmassy anymore. Oxford street started Christmas on October 1st this year, I was still not wearing a coat to work. By the time we actually get near to the festive period in accordance with a standard, non profit making, 365 days a year calender I've seen more snowmen, fairy lights, Santas and harrassed, debt-ridden shoppers that I'm physically incapable of feeling Christmassy even if I wanted to. In my eyes, telling someone you feel Christmassy is like telling someone you feel simple. Try saying the word Christmassy out loud without sounding like the villiage idiot - not easy I think you'll agree. Even the word itself, it's like it doesn't want to be said. All that sibilance can't be good for you.

I'm sure there are some readers (if there're any at all that is. Hellooooooooooo!) who must be thinking I'm a bit Bah Humbug and am somewhat missing the point. This next photo is for you, it is my local shop in the same way you might have a Spar or if you're posh, a Sainsbury's local near to you. It would appear that Father Christmas himself has opened up for business in my local area:
Quite, quite mad.

I need some friends and I'm willing to offer a bribe.

Myspace is a online community that a lot of musicians use and consequentially the industry uses to gauge the level of interest in a band or artist. "I wouldn't even consider signing an artist who didn't have a Myspace presence" was a quote from an industry top dog recently. Have a look at the site I've created and you'll see songs (and links to rate them, add comments etc), pictures and crucially a list of friends towards the bottom right of the screen - as you can see, I'm what is commonly referred to as a 'billy'. This is where you come in, will you be my friend (maybe your friends can be my friends too, have I ever sounded so desperate)? To become my friend you need to sign up and then click the 'add to friends' link on my site, or it will prompt you to sign up if you try to view more of my pics. This is actually really important so please take a minute to do it, cheers. I've posted a free song for download to say thanks and if you need help contact me or click here.

The MüVs live pages have the next few gigs on if anyone's up for it.

I'm off to make my Christmas list. Can't wait xx